Greece …and a clash with Zeus

Greece and a clash with Zeus...

We took the overnight ferry from Rhodes and rode into Athens, the
birthplace of democracy, home to the ancient philosphers and today, a
few anarchists . We spent the day strolling the Acropolis, and
then up to the Parthenon for a great view of the city. It might have
been even more impressive if the Turks hadn’t stored their gunpowder
there. In 1687, an explosion at the site, ripped off the roof leaving
us with what we see today.




this 58yr old italian has cycled 100000 km around the world...legend

mmm keara's first cinnabon since India

As picturesque as Athens is, there is an anarchistic sentiment just
beneath the surface. Graffiti covers many shutters and empty wall spaces with anarchy  symbols sprayed on government buildings, signs and banks.
The hotel clerk explained that Greece is going through a lot of
problems right now……it’s located at the arse of Europe, all the shit
ends up here! Post Olympic debt, high taxes, an enormous public
sector that employs one in ten greeks and government debt of 300
billion euro’s….throw a million new emigrants (since 2000)  into the
pot and you’ve got some issues!






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finally we have a tent!

We quaffed some wine in an old town cafe while riot police milled around, then said our goodbyes. Keara headed for Montenegro to cycle with some friends, while I headed for
Olympia to pay my respects to Zeus, the god of all gods according to
Greek mythology, and the birthplace of the Olympic games.

The next day, just as I was checking out of the hotel, I realised that
I missed a rather important piece of kit. The tent poles! No one
knows how but they’ve vanished. After much scouring, I eventually find a shop where the
owner reckons he can get some replacements from
his warehouse after work. Another irritating delay, but fortunately the tent's fully functioning again within 24 hours I'm on the road again. I left Athens with Charles Wenner, a talented opera
singer with a passion for cycling. He had just finished an audition, so
we rode out to Korinthos, 100km away. It was nice to
have some company on what would have been my first solo part of the
trip.

My clash with zeus started early on in the ride out to Olympia.
Cycling along the main motorway, Zeus first appeared in the form of  a
traffic cop. With sirens wailing, he pulls me over and communicates
using wild hand gestures that I must get off the highway, I ask him
why…. its too dangerous. Now at this stage, I’ve biked from India and
I know damn well what a dangerous road looks like and this motorway is
definitely not a dangerous road. It’s shoulder is about 10 feet wide,
the “less dangerous” road that he is sending me to has no shoulder. We
go back and forth for a bit and he begins to understand my point but
he has to do his job and make sure that I get off the highway. …for my
safety. So he escorts me off the highway and I get onto the hideously
dangerous old road…Zeus 1 Pete 0.

The motorway would have taken me to Tripoli then out to Olympia the
most efficient way. ..instead I now have to tackle a few mountain passes
through the Peloponnese range…..where the tour de france teams often
train! By this stage it has been raining for 24 hours, but I suck it
up and start actually enjoying the climb. The road is virtually empty
and winds through lovely quaint little towns surrounded by olive trees
and vineyards. All the shops are closed on Sundays so I do most of the
climb on a loaf of bread and a few snickers bars.

In the afternoon, the cloud and fog descends into the valley and the
rain becomes torrential. I’m drenched to the bone but warm and
charging along with my ipod keeping me motivated. I’m faced with one
final mtn pass and 20 km to get to the next town and I have only 2 hrs
of daylight left. I decide to crank up and then enjoy a big down hill
into Kanvilla…..but Zeus has other ideas. Visibilty goes down to about
20 yards and I hear a big crack of thunder in the distance,…..a
rockslide on the other side of the valley. My ipod then runs out of
juice as I crawl up the steep switchbacks. I'd been climbing for
about an hour when the fog lifts just long enough that I can see
snow up on the pass. A difficult decision, do I throw away the
last hour of climbing and head back to the valley or try and make it
to the top of the pass and down into the valley to find a hotel. I
figure I must be getting near to the top, so I head up into the snow
expecting a downhill around every corner and then Zeus strikes. My bob
trailer tire goes flat just as the rain turns to wet snow…..bugger.  I
start screaming at Zeus, throwing stones at the metal barricade to
make my point! I huddle under a tree and with cold wet hands it takes
me about 30 mins to repair the puncture. With only an hour to go now
before nightfall, I make a decision to bike for another 15 mins and if
the pass doesn’t appear I’ll turn back . Just around the corner, Zeus
relents and  I come across a small empty concrete storage building
with about an inch of goat shit on the floor. I scrape away the goo
and throw up the tent, tear off all my wet clothes and crawl inside
both sleeping bags …very grateful that keara left hers behind in
Athens. I fall asleep thinking what the heck am I doing in a snowstorm
in Greece, in April and surrounded by goat shit! Zeus 2 Pete 0

goat feces n rain!

By morning, the snowstorm has passed and the fog lifts, I was within
500 metres of the pass but had no way of knowing it. A fast downhill
brought me into Kanvilla,  I stop in for water at a gas station and
the 80 yr old owner says “my friend you look cold, you need a greek
coffee, come in”. Within minutes I am served a small cup of
unfiltered coffee sludge and a glass of water to help rinse it all
down…..I was just glad to have something warm in hands. At this stage
I was convinced that I’d left zeus in the mountains…..but he returned
in the form of four snarling dogs. Soon after leaving the petrol
station, a pack of four dogs give chase and surround me. A tight knit
team used to terrorising cyclists, two lil snappers block my path,
whilst the other two attack from the rear. One latches it’s teeth onto
my tent on the back of the bob trailer, whilst the other goes for my
heels. A kick and a flurry of stones keep them at bay till the idiot
of an owner calls his pack in. I push my bike up the steep hill
to the next town and when I get to the top …..my bob tire is flat, a
2 inch nail is buried in my tire …. Zeus 3 Pete 0

I’m fuming at this stage, its still pouring rain and I‘m drenched, so
I  concede to zeus and put my thumb out to hitch a ride to Olympia
100km away. Two hours later no one has picked me up, so at 3pm I am
faced with biking another 100km with no dry gear to change into and a
wet tent covered in goat shit…so I have to make it to Olympia. I’m
eventually rewarded with some long downhills through stunning terrain
then another 30 kms of hills. I’ve been trying to figure out what
people actually do for a living here. For two days now, the roads have
been v quiet, most café’s and hotels seem closed, on Sunday they were
all at church, but today there’s no excuse…..so what on earth do
people do around here. Today’s theory is that they have figured out
how to milk  the EU road grant system. Rather than go around the
mountain, they have maximised the amount of bitumen to lay by finding
the highest mountain and fitting in the most amount of switchbacks possible ….the more road to lay, the more profit to make, and the more knackered I am!

As the sun starts to set, I’m within 10 km’s of my goal, I’m flying
along, giving zeus the big bird…..when my trailer starts to wobble, I
look back and I have another flat. Removing the tire,I find two
separate puncture sites. By the time I repair them, it’s pitch dark
and I ride on towards Olympia …Zeus  4 Pete 0.

petrol stn owner - they like their dogs big out here

the 140 yard dash

The next day, the sun comes out and  I’m able to layout all my gear on
the hotel balcony and go make peace with Zeus. The museum isn’t much,
but the archeological site is impressive, walking around the various
competition arenas you can just imagine the place packed with the best
athletes the ancient Greeks could produce. There was very little mention
of the Olympic games movement today, then again it has come so far
from it’s original ideology that Zeus probably wouldn’t approve..

I lay an olive branch at the foot of zeus and humbly walk
away…..looking over my shoulder, just in case, our trust relationship
in tatters. I leave Olympia the next day with Charles for the ride up
to Patra, 150 km’s away. Charles offers to swap bikes for awhile, I
climb on his little spitfire of a road bike and can hardly ride the
thing…it’s a bizarre feeling with no weight on the bike. I get to hear
his opera talents and wow it’s impressive, checkout his work at



Biking into Patra at 11pm, we get separated as I am escorted off the
motorway yet again. Fortunately Zeus decides I'm forgiven and grants me an event-free ride up to Albania.


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turkey…touring paradise

by Pete

We’ve done it, we’ve reached cycle touring heaven….pheeeow! The Turkish coastline is stunning with lush and craggy valleys, white sandy beaches and that clear turquoise mediterranean that Keara has been dreaming about for weeks. The luxuries that we take forgranted at home are now commonplace. We’re never too far from a gas station with Magnums, drinkable water and clean western toilets (sometimes they even have toilet paper). Wireless internet cafe’s, supermarkets with fresh fruit and vegetables, ATM’s and of course booooze! It’s been quite a while since we’ve been able to enjoy a glass of wine after a days cycle and we are more than making up for it!

weve got our priorities right now

In Alana we took a quick bus detour inland to Goreme, Cappadocia,  home of the strangest landscape full of  ”fairy chimneys,” volcanic rock minarets carved out over time from the surrounding sedimentary rock. You might recognise it from the set of Star Wars. Turkish Christians carved many cave churches to worship in until they became a recognised religion in Turkey, unfortunately most of the christian murals have now been defaced. Many other rock chimneys were carved out to house locals and tourists. We had an enjoyable day off the bikes exploring the many caves dotted around the area and then spent the evening at a Turkish Hamam. Hamam’s are traditional bathing houses that include a sauna, full body massage by a hairy sweaty Turk and a cold plunge pool  at the end……ahhhhhhhh!

...yup Im adorable but pls gimme some space ok....just need some me time

this lil guy easily won cutest puppy of the trip

......oooh grumpy face

A fast new road runs along the Southern Turkish coastline,everyday we went for glorious lunchtime swims and most nights we camped on the beach … we even got to erect our tent in some Roman ruins.  That night we were extremely glad of the extra protection, as at 3am, an incredible lightening storm lit up the sky and threw marble sized hailstones down to earth, very confusing to wake up to!

our shelter during a crazy hail storm

hail the size of a malteser

Around Antalya, we hit our 6000 km mark and it was also Keara’s birthday, so we checked into a 5 star all inclusive hotel in Goynuk, where we ate like kings and hung out by the pool doing absolutely nothing. We were expecting the resort to be full of fat drunken tourists  but were pleasantly surprised to see the resort full of  athletes competing in the International Blind Games. A cheerful bunch who led themselves around the hotel, hand in hand, relying on each others instincts and remaining vision to make it to the buffet and back without injury. A funny sight considering the thousands of athletes walking around…….the bar was even more hilarious!

isabelle and us in our team canada outfit...easy access to the buffet!

I met up with my friend Isabelle,  physio for Canada’s goalball team and enjoyed a day with the team learning more about the game. Goalball is kinda like dodgeball and soccer with blindfolds on! These guys are incredible athletes relying purely on an acute sense of hearing and cat like agility. Check it out at http://www.canadianb1lindsports.ca/eng/goalball/index.htm

Canada kicked ass and qualified for the London 2012 paraolympics.

some very tired tent poles...only 80 more sleepies to go!

Keara’s birthday was a blast and included an amazing massage from isabelle (ok I got one too, she missed my bday last year) and a surprise Team Canada mob singing happy birthday to Keara !

spring is here

It was tough to get back on the bikes after 2 indulgent days but we were quickly rewarded by a stop into Olympos, a beautiful beach surrounded by Roman ruins and some great bouldering spots.After an arduous 30 km uphill we passed through the beautiful town of Kas then biked on to Fethiye to take the ferry to Athens, Greece. In Athens, Keara and I will be going our separate ways for two weeks……..dont worry this is all preplanned, no sibling tension involved here! Keara is heading up to Albania to catch up with some friends who are flying out with their bicycles, I’ll be biking up the West coast of Greece to meet her at the end of the month.

Our donations to Room to Read have dropped over the last few weeks, so if you’re enjoying the blog, click on that little blue button and give what you can. Our brother Kevin has very generously offered to match any contributions made in the next week (up to $500) So give now and double the impact….thanks

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April fooled ya….now show us the money! ;)

OK, it was April 1st and we couldn’t resist, but everything in that last blog was true. Except the search and cell bit. Fortunately the cops didn’t search us, and they let us go our merry way without any detention, sadly not into Syria though. Anyway, now we’ve got your attention, it’s time for a bit of a beg!

We’ve cycled over 5000km so far: survived bureaucrats, cops, honking, hills and sore arses. Pete’s endured 500km on a single speed hulk while we both sleep on a piece of tarp on the ground. We didn’t get shot, kidnapped or bombed in Pakistan. Somehow we kept our tongues in our mouths and Keara’s hejab on her head long enough to avoid arrest in Iran too. Iraq was no worries but ironically the stone-throwing kids and overzealous cops in Turkey are proving the most tiresome!

There’s no denying it’s been a giggle! But some days, and cold nights, have been a little tough. In those moments it really helps to remind ourselves we’re not just doing this for fun, honest!

We’d really love to raise 1$ for every km we cycle, and at the very least get a rural school library built in honour of our wonderful cousin Deirdre who passed away in 2007.  This could really really make a difference to those smiling curious little eyes we so often pass by in rural villages.

We’re so grateful to all those who’ve donated already, we had a cracking start from the gates! And also, to the numerous people who have donated their time and support to keep us on our way. Whether with practical help (you know who you are and we love you!) or a little emotional encouragement. Every little comment means a lot to us!

This blog isn’t just an ego trip (or corporate sponsorship beg!) for us, though we’ll admit the process has been more enjoyable than we expected. We’re hoping that by keeping you looking with some stories, and fab photos, you might be more inclined to click on that little blue button to the right there.

Believe it or not over 5000 individual computers have visited this site. A couple of hundred different IPs check it out every week. OK, so we know 190 of these are Mops and Pops showing all their friends and distant family, but there just aren’t that many computers left in Donegal ;) so there’s at least a dozen or so others popping in per week.

So, if work is boring enough that you’ve read this far surely you can spare another minute or two to reach for the wallet and punch in some numbers! Ah go on will ya! We’ve kept up our end of this pledge, it would be so good to see the dollars/pounds/euros start to match our mileage. ;)

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From jail :(

A little tale of woe today I’m afraid, coming via Dad who’s uploaded and typed a lot of this for us. So we happily survived our little tour of ‘the axis of evil’, and very much enjoyed the trip. Mum breathed an audible sign of relief when she heard we reached Europe, and then we have to call and tell her we’re in jail in Turkey, land of the free. Oopsy daisy! At least this isn’t Iran though, we’re pretty confident they haven’t thrown away the key so we’re just waiting for a decent interpreter to show up so we can explain the situation. In the meantime, here’s the deal….
We’d been warned the Iraq-Turkey border was a nightmare, a no go for pedestrians and requiring at least 8 hours in a vehicle due to painstaking inspections. In and out in 90 minutes on a bicycle, with one cursory inspection, there are some advantages to using your thighs! And so we arrived in Turkey, Europe! It felt so good to finally see the Roman alphabet. OK, we couldn’t understand a word it said but at least we could read the letters. Unfortunately, this was the region’s only positive quality. The tanks parked at the entrance to each town put us a little on edge, and we quickly realised this was one of the most unpleasant areas we’d ever visited.
The people in this historically volatile border region didn’t seem particularly blessed with intelligence, looks or smiles and they didn’t exactly redeem themselves by throwing stones at us either. We passed through during the Kurdish festival of No Ruz (New Year) which meant every Kurdish village had a lit a fire of tyres so that the horizon was filled with ugly plumes of black smoke.
On ‘New Year’s Day’ we entered one town which seemed a little more pleasant than the rest, a welcoming ‘No Ruz’ banner encouraging Turks, Armenians etc to enjoy No Ruz along with the Kurds. Music was playing at the bandstand, a few folk spoke English, and the cafes were pleasant. As we turned around to leave we noticed riot police at a street corner and found our exit route past the bandstand was blocked by a crowd of yoofs, many with scarves wrapped around their faces. The older fellas bordering the crowd encouraged us to find another way out and kept the hostile yoofs out of our way long enough to stop them doing us any harm. We didn’t think much of it until we saw the town on the news the following night. The police, in gas masks, had cleared the crowd using tear gas and firing rubber bullets. We’d made it out just in time.

A home for the night (Pete reckons these ruins had been bombed!)

Things didn’t look up much, we tried to cross the border into Syria but were turned away as we had no pre-arranged visa. We’d read plenty of stories of people winging  it, especially from countries without a Syrian embassy (eg Ireland) but the border guards were having none of it and encouraged us to try another border post a few hundred km down the road.
We hadn’t really got off to a good start with Turkey but it did have its advantages. Yummy, readily available food, good roads, warm weather and friendly petrol station staff when we couldn’t find a decent campsite. We had to cycle past some promising spots one evening when we spotted a tank, and army fellas in bright blue berets combing the area. On the news that evening it was revealed that 3 people had been shot in a nearby village over a land dispute. Lovely!
As we entered a town near the next Syrian border post a slick fella in a knackered car approached proclaiming to be a cop and asked for our passports. We showed them, and asked for his ID too. That all seemed in order but he insisted we accompany him to the police station. After much haggling we regained possession of our passports and followed him to the cop shop. Cue much waiting around, drinking tea and trying to make out all the Turkish chatter. After a long wait and some impressive sign language we establish that the Syrian border is closed and they want to search our stuff. Yawn!
Its getting dark and we’ve long since given up hope of making any progress today but we do get a kebab and some tea while they go through our things. Unfortunately they don’t really like what they find. I’m carrying 3 passports, and Pete has 2. This is of course completely innocent, we are fully entitled to these Irish, Canadian and British passports. As we both have a propensity for losing important things, and had some visa shenanigans at the start, having 5 passports hidden around between us seemed to make sense. We’re also carrying a GPS and SPOT transmitter, neither of which function correctly (though they look like they do). Pete has 3 different camera lenses and a laptop. None of these things go down very well so they settle us into a comfortable (to us at least) cell for the night.
Today, we’ve been allowed to make phone calls, drink a lot of tea, and are waiting for an interpreter. Pete’s been wearing women’s sunglasses since Iraq so maybe these cops are concerned about his sexuality, maybe they think we’re mercenaries heading for Syria in our high vis vests! Fingers crossed tomorrow we’ll be back on the road, unharmed, but a bit sad not to be going to Syria. We’d heard great things of the people and scenery, and I was very much looking forward to beers with a buddy there. Better luck next time eh!
km cycled to date: 5418km
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A little shortcut through Iraq…

We battled out some nasty snowy headwinds and finally reached the Iran-Iraq border at a frigid mountainous pass. This was the most chaotic, confusing (and coldest!) border crossing we’d ever seen. The novelty factor, and a few smiles helped, so we made it through within a few hours and braced overselves for a chilly downhill as the wind and snow picked up. Then, less than 5km down the hill, the clouds cleared and the sun came out. On heaven! Seriously, it was a feast for deprived eyes. There was grass, livestock, beautiful mountain scenery and a tailwind, in the sunshine, we’d never ridden anything like it!

trucksurfing, note the icicles: i was pretty worried about freezing me marigolds to the truck!

Suddenly we’d stepped out of a bleak Iranian winter and into a glorious Iraqi spring. We hadn’t seen much more than manicured patches of grass or greenery since Lahore, I never realised how much I like grass! And animals: dogs, cats, donkeys, cattle, goats just cruising around. Agriculture in Iran seemed very industrialised with all livestock (except very rural sheep/goat herds) housed, and very few companion animals. I’d missed eyeing up the grazing wandering beasties as we cycled by. Any paddlers reading, there was about 50k of continuous Tavy-style whitewater to gaze at too. We couldn’t stop grinning!

Tryıng out our 'landmıne detectıon system'...our bıggest worry ın Iraq!

Once we finally stopped cruising downhill we entered a dramatic canyon and popped out into Teletubby land…rolling green hills and kids selling daffodils at the side of the road. Ah, springtime, such a relief! The Iraqi Kurdish kept up the Kurdish reputation for hospitality with some lunchtime feasts and friendly smiles, the campsites were so beautiful we never really wanted to take up their offers of a bed for the night.
lunch with a lovely family in Akre
Finally, on the morning of St Patrick’s Day, this promised land fulfilled all our dreams. There was a liquor store, at the side of the road! Barring a little contraband in Lahore we hadn’t touched a drop since India, but this was a Yazidi (non-muslim) village in Iraq and they had all the alcohol we could possibly want. Except guinness! That evening we reached Duhok, the region’s second city, a busy commercial place sadly also lacking guinness, Irish whiskey or even an Irish coffee but thankfully they managed some pretty good wine. We found some US expats for an evening of food, chatting and fairground. Yippee! The 1960s rollercoaster was out of action, creaking around with crash test dummies, but we go-carted, air-hockeyed, and Pete nearly smashed his coccyx on the hilarious Disco of Death…I’m not sure I’ve ever laughed so hard!

Happy St Patricks Day!

Of course there were checkpoints, perhaps half a dozen per day, but the cops were friendly, if completely useless for directions and we never felt threatened. This was Iraqi Kurdistan, practically autonomous since 1991 and, according to the UK Foreign Office, with fewer safety warnings than nearby southeastern Turkey. We hadn’t completely lost the plot by deciding to come here! The Kurds watched the coalition invasion on the news, saw the jets pass overhead, and enjoyed a bit of extra development cash coming their way. Judging by the number of flash cars, this regions ain’t lacking a bob or two, though the rural human rights reputation leaves a lot to be desired, particularly regarding the treatment of women.

George Dubya is a hero here!

Geek facts:
km cycled so far 4813km
km cycled this week 418km (well there was a Paddy’s day hangover to handle!)
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Iran…uncut!

Iran…uncut!

Our main concern in Iran, aside from frostbite and crazy drivers, was inadvertently landing ourselves on the wrong side of the law, and finding they didn’t want to let us out. There are several such tales of woe: hikers in Iraq (yanks) getting too close to the border, drivers (french) unwittingly camping beside a nuclear facility, photographers taking the wrong shot. Some of these ‘hapless tourists’ (if that’s what they were?!) are still locked up. So, there were a few truths that we didn’t feel we should publish while still in Iran. In fact, I didn’t even want to type this until we were safely out of the country in case it was found on our hard drive by some overzealous ‘Basinji’.
 

It got pretty chilly!

 

Apart from the hejab, it’s easy to let your guard down here. The people are genuinely warm, friendly and often curious about international opinion on Iran. As far as many know, ‘anti-Iran propaganda’ in western countries means that all western tourists assume this is a hostile, dangerous country to visit. Nothing could be further from the truth. The Iranians fully deserve their reputation as the most hospitable people on earth. Sure, the Indians are friendly and wanted to chat, but rarely invited us home. The Iranians wanted to feed us, clothe us and give us their beds before they even knew our names!
 

I guess the locals are a bit bored here too!

 


Often our Iranian hosts wanted to reassure us that the vast majority hate the current regime and long for change. But this wasn’t always the case. We stayed with warm, intelligent, modern Iranians who fervently believed in martyrdom as the way to reach the ‘ultimate heaven’. One charming medical student displayed portraits of martyrs (from the Iran-Iraq war) on his wall instead of the usual women, sports or rock gods. This isn’t necessarily surprising. At every town entrance, and often at major roundabouts and junctions, there would be a huge billboard displaying nostalgic photos of ‘martyred’ men. This is a religious regime which convinced platoons of young men to sacrifice themselves by walking across minefields in order to clear them.
 

Barren, ugly, farmland (i didn't think those 3 words went together but they do here).....with headwinds....for miles............:(

 

Most ‘progressive’ Iranians had illegal satellite dishes with the usual Al Jazeera, BBC World etc. Many used proxy networks to access the litany of banned websites, including facebook and wordpress (our blog host so pop did the last couple of posts for us….thanks dad!). Everyone complained of the riduculously slow connection speeds. Apparently the internet was ‘slowed down’ by the government if there were protests planned in Tehran. The legal news channels frequently showed ‘outtakes’ of CNN spouting ‘anti Iranian’ garbage. Reports of protests in Tehran would be briefly described as the ‘anti-seditionists’ marching against a ‘small, disruptive crowd’. America, of course, would be hate-checked at every possible opportunity.
 

It's my 'modest kameez', not a nappy, alright!

 

To us this propaganda was insulting to the national intelligence, though some of the most seemingly intelligent Iranians we met didn’t recognise it as such. I guess it’s little surprise when your grade 3 maths questions may include ‘the Iranian soldier killed 27 Americans in the platoon of 30. How many Americans were captured alive?’. It took us a little while to realise that the standard logo for a school is an outstretched hand holding a machine gun. In this context it’s almost harder to understand how so many of the Iranians we met retain such balanced, liberal world views.
 

Weeeeeeeeeeeee............!

 

We met some passionate young Iranians who had endured arrest and beatings to continue to protest. I met one particularly inspiring Iranian-Canadian artist who cheerfully described her mind games for surviving weeks in solitary confinement after being arrested during a protest.  She had options to leave the country (despite the government retaining her passport) but had chosen to remain to play her part in working for change.

Although many were keen to complain, of the people we met, relatively few were actively protesting. The vast majority of protests occur in Tehran, which we didn’t visit, it seems there is little organised opposition outside the major cities. Perhaps it’s hard to be motivated to protest on chilly streets when they can keep their head down, work a little, pay no VAT and minimal income tax. Especially when police brutality is well known and many have lost friends or family to previous ‘purges’. Some mentioned the huge lower class population holding down several jobs just to keep afloat. These people might be too busy trying to survive to worry about protesting at the moment, but with consistently rising prices it may only be a matter of time before this pressure cooker heats up.
 

We ate a LOT of this, sometimes we threw it at/to each other too!

 

Having fun in Iran ain’t easy by western standards. Bowling is about as exciting as things got. But the Iranians manage plenty behind closed doors. City shops display extravagant and revealing flouncy gowns, but these are only worn at private house parties. Even then, there’s a risk of a visit from the police. One family had their expensive wedding garden feast ruined when the police arrived and sent everyone home. We met a student whose college camping trip (with signed parental permission) was disbanded because both males and females were present on the bus. This same girl was questioned for walking with her brothers in the park one day. I thought Pete was going to be arrested when, bored waiting in a police station while we were being escorted, he pulled out the playing cards to see if they fancied a game. Having said all this, we were offered illicit whiskey and crack cocaine by the cool kids on the streets.


In this context, we got off pretty lightly. But still, the ANGRIEST MORNING OF MY LIFE occurred about 3 weeks into Iran. Not far from the ultra-conservative city of Qom (where the clerics do their learning) a car pulled up beside me and shouted ‘Madame’. I glanced over to see the driver tugging furiously at his crotch and unleashed a kind of screaming fury I didn’t really know I had.  I have never seen a car U-turn so fast! I get quite a lot of verbal suggestiveness: ‘i wanna f*** you baby’ seems as universally known as ‘hello’ amongst some demographics. The verbal stuff winds me up, but this fella’s physical imagery really made my blood boil!

A couple of hours later we were stopping for bread and just starting to let our blood cool down when the cops pulled up. We anticipated the usual friendly passport check but this copper seemed to have a problem. Not easy when we speak little Farsi, and he little English, but he made it quite clear we couldn’t cycle further along this road. I checked the map, was there a motorway up ahead that we’d forgotten about? Nope, no motorways for hundreds of kilometres. It became apparent that Pete was free to cycle on, it was me ‘the woman’ who could not cycle further.
 

Women make carpets, look after the family, and can't do much else in this part of Iran

 

Evidently he felt it was illegal for women to cycle in Iran. Pete tried to explain that ‘in Ireland women ride bicycles, drive cars, do everything’. I felt this was missing the point (this isn’t Saudi Arabia….lots of women drive!) but couldn’t fight my own corner for fear of antagonising this cop more. Barely controlling my shaking fury I was about to cycle off when he decided to back down with a stern warning to ‘mind my hejab’. After all, we were in western Iran and I’d obviously cycled this far whilst maintaining my modesty!
 

We needed help to change my gear cable. This guy snipped at my bike with a pair of wirecutters shouting 'i love you', 'i love you bicycle'. I was seriously afraid for Poppet but he got the job done alright.

 

Still shaking our heads a few km up the road, a fancy 4×4 pulled us over. The driver was a local factory owner, and a cyclist, who just wanted to welcome us and invite us to lunch. You can’t bear a grudge against Iran for long but I tried! By the end of the day I’d certainly had enough of hejab, and we both needed to vent some spleen. So we had our own little ‘f*** Iran’ party in the desert. There was loud music, dancing, beer (non-alcoholic!), nudity and cards.
 

It's meant to be a guilty look.....I haven't lost me teeth yet!

 


The ‘f*** Iran’ party nearly worked, but the endless ugly barren farmland kind of got the better of us. Combined with rain and gale force winds we’d nearly had enough of it. Except lovely folk did keep inviting us to warm up in their homes. One particularly insistent fella stopped 3 times to convince us to sleep out the rain at his house. Eventually we relented, and didn’t regret it!
 

ok, there were some sunny days (but it was still windy!)

 

Finally things started to look up, the brown barren farmland gave way to snowy peaks and tiny pockets of green shoots with the occasional crocus or orchid. Iranian Kurdistan was noticeably more affluent, shops were actually open and streets were bustling. We were steadily gaining altitude, and it was cold! After a few nights camping we were relieved to be invited in by a lovely family for our penultimate night in Iran. It was hard to leave as the snow and clouds gathered the following morning but we battled on to the next city and had barely entered town when Thia pulled over to see if we needed help. His buddy had seen us cycle through a nearby village and phoned him to warn of our arrival. Thia brought along his American educated friend so we had an able translator, and some insightful chatting with this charming family for our last night in Iran.

By the end, we’d loved Iran, and albeit briefly, we’d hated it too. I guess the clanging of cultural clashes gets a little much after a while but we’d still maintain this is a country very much worth a visit!
 

Always trying to keep a step ahead of the rainclouds!

 

 

Byebye hejab, hello beer! :)

 

Geek facts:-

Total km cycled 4395km
km cycled this week or two! 835km

MAX speed 68.9km/hr (what goes up must come down….yippeeee!)
Pete’s odo is bust but he must have clocked over 70km/hr by now
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IRAN…..the good stuff

Iran….the good stuff!

 

Back on the bikes, it felt soooo good. Apparently the weather didn’t really agree – the barren expanses of desert fetched up gale force headwinds and crosswinds. Still we just about kept on the road and enjoyed some peaceful campsites and camp cooking. Such a contrast to India!

It got pretty windy!

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I may have lost the plot

 

In this part of Iran the desert is so vast that distant hills float on a mirage and there’s no denying that the earth is curved. Fortunately, towns are socially spaced. Not too frequent to feel crowded but just enough to survive carrying 5 litres of water or less. And occasionally, a blissful ‘caravanserai’ might crop up. These historic Silk Road trade stops are sometimes little more than a petrol station, other times they are magnificent courtyards with free chai, cosy sleeping rooms and hot showers. Just what the cycle tourist needs!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Look out for camels and Asiatic Cheetah! Sadly we did`nt see any.

 

We battled on to Yazd and the ‘Silk Road Hotel’ which, for the first time since Goa, supplied us conversation with, wait for it, native English speakers! Fortunately the Kiwi, Ozzie and Yank ignored our wide eyed gabbling and accepted us into their merry fold. We’ve chatted with some fantastically fluent English speakers along the way, but there’s nothing quite like your mother tongue and some shared culture after a while on the road!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Yazd Alley

 

 I dragged my sorry ass into a seatbelt for another 10 hour drive. This time it felt a bit more worthwhile, the ancient sites of Pasargadae, Persepolis and Naqsh-e-Rostam were definitely worth the trip if you like looking at ‘old stuff’.  At around 2,500 years old they certainly class as ‘old’ yet some of the carvings at the grand Persepolis palace look so fresh it sometimes seemed as if the workmen had just downed tools for a tea break. In contrast, the old city of Yazd is beautiful in its simplicity: mud walls, narrow alleys and arches, it feels medieval but a whole lot cleaner. Of course, this being Iran, there are also several striking mosques, all adorned with the most intricate and extensive patterns in my favourite shades of blue.

We just about dragged ourselves from the cosy comforts of Yazd through dramatic desert. Sadly, we pedalled past these unique campsites and kept on plugging to pitch camp outside some grotty town. You never know what you’re gonna get! Closing in on Esfahan we hit our first major hill climb, and one sweeeet downhill, marred only by the rain. Farzad and family, our couchsurfing hosts, were exceptionally tolerant of our filthy state and, as ever, plied us with all the tasty goodies and interesting chats we had the appetite to manage.

Esfahan is renowned for its architecture, and rightly so, if the visa were easier it would be up there on the list with Athens and Rome. The palaces and mosques are beautifully decorative, spacious and peaceful. Even better, the Iranians love their gardens (and so do I!), so there are ponds, fountains and comically manicured hedges around many corners.

Back on the road again Pete had convinced me we should make a detour to an Iranian ‘ski resort’. I was full of enthusiasm for the skiing, just not so much for pedalling up the mountains that would come with them. After day 1, I was no more convinced as brutal headwinds reduced us to walking up one particularly miserable pass. We survived a chilly night wearing literally every item of clothing we owned. Including the waterproofs! I hope that Iceland Air thief is toasty in our down sleeping bags! By day 2 the wind dropped, the sun shone and the snow glistened. I was actually kind of enjoying myself!

 

Arriving in Chelgerd in the snow we headed for the nearest hotel. $60 and 4 stars was a bit beyond our budget so we were saddling up to find somewhere cheaper when the manager drove up. His ears pricked up when he heard I was a vet and before long we were warming up with chai, a heavily discounted hotel room, puppies and ponies. Marvellous! All I had to do was examine a post-colic horse, give some advice and dose some ponies with ludicrously oversized worm pills. Easy enough, even in my rusty state!

After a cosy sleep we layered up to hit the slopes. It took a little while to find boards and boots to fit, and bindings to last more than 3 turns (an impossible task!), but it was worth it for some cruisey runs down the soft stuff. The ‘resort’ consists of an 800m long button drag lift. The 50% of the time that it’s working that is, oh and don’t forget it stops for prayer time. We resisted our sibling racing habits to minimise the risks of winding up in hospital with a stupid injury. Nothing I could do about the button rope snapping in my hands and dumping me on my arse though. Fortunately nothing broken, just one less button at Chelgerd. Oops! With all this, we spent a bit longer on the slope than planned, so threw some of Pete’s ‘professional hotel photography’ into the deal and scored a second night’s comfortable snoozing.

 

The following morning our anticipated early start after breakfast with the regional governor (!) was delayed as he never showed up. Ah well, we got on the road for a beautiful day’s riding through the mountains. It was one of those classic cycle touring days.  We enjoyed a free picnic lunch by the river after the local shopkeeper refused our money for bread and goodies. Afternoon cookies were pressed into my hand by a passing driver, whilst still cycling! Then, when my gears started crunching we made a stop for water and tweaking at an isolated truck stop. They offered us their prayer room for the night, which with snow on the ground and a bitter wind blowing was a considerable blessing!

 While Pete fiddled with the bike I tried to ask if it was ok to cook in our prayer/sleeping room or if I should cook outside. I failed miserably to overcome the language barrier but was visited by various men bringing a gas cylinder, oil, frying pan, salt and of course tea. Eventually I decided this meant it was ok to cook in the prayer room!

Geek facts of the week:

I’m sure you’re missing ‘recipe of the week’ but I am so happy to be bringing you these pointless stats again after the break!

total km cycled so far: 3560

km cycled this week: 930 (ok so it was 2 weeks, but only 8 days on the bike)

Max speed=60.1km/hr Yeehaaaa!

 

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